you know your self-esteem sucks when a really cute guy shows interest in you and you think it’s some sort of sick joke
sweat is just your body crying because it wants you to stop moving
what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur
i think im emotionally constipated because i haven’t given a shit in months
- Me: I cleaned all the dishes
- Mom: aren't you going to put them away too?
- Me: you have to upgrade from the trial version to the full version.
i’m so afraid of marriage like what if you marry someone and like have kids with them and then they decide they don’t love you anymore or something idk man but that shit is scary